CORPORATE THEATER: Starbucks CEO Makes Coffee, Midwestern Business News, and a Deutsche Bank Song
This week on the show we dive into our stupid bag. Two Michigan ladies discuss a new Popeyes in town; new Starbucks CEO Laxman Narasimhan learns how to make a French Press coffee, and German Chancellor Olaf Scholz sings about banking.
Our audience demographics show mediocre support in the Midwest, so we asked two women from Michigan to try their hands at writing a comedy sketch about the business news and this is what they came up with... Thanks again, Connie and Sandy. And you too, Jacko!
Our Business Pants Corporate Theater decided to take a look at this headline: “New Starbucks CEO to work half-day shift in stores monthly.” According to CNN, new Starbucks CEO Laxman Narasimhan just learned how to make a French Press coffee! Here he is with his therapist explaining the exciting day!
And finally, a delightful cameo from German Chancellor Olaf Scholz as he attempts to soothe any fears related to Germany’s beloved Deutsche Bank. Mr. Scholz, in fact, is so moved that he just can’t help break out into song. Kudos, Olaf!!!
