Adverbs are bad, tariffs are bigly, Enron’s desk gets pardoned, cybertruck flipoff metrics
In our 'Vimeo CEO Philip Moyer's official executive bio uses 4 adverbs while the press release announcing his appointment as CEO uses 10 adverbs' headline of the week. Vimeo CEO says not using adverbs helps put the focus on customers—here’s why he thinks it helps companies to not ‘lose their way’***************
In our 'Hey ma! I found even more proof that directors aren't doing their jobs! Is NOW the time to hold them accountable? Ask ISS's dad' headline of the week. What’s behind the rise in interim CEOs***************
In our 'Anti-Woke MAGA activists reconsider anger directed at Bud Light' headline of the week. Test Shows Alcohol Causing Long-Term Brain Damage***************
In our 'BP chair Lund to stay 'likely' forever after investors eventually lose interest in Elliott's activist jazz hands' headline of the week. BP chair Lund to exit 'likely' in 2026 amid Elliott campaign***************
In our 'ISS accidentally makes decision after analyst mistakenly served caffeinated beverage' headline of the week. ISS recommends votes against Bank of America's CEO pay***************
In our 'Who told grandpa he could drive? You know he has cataracts and thinks bicycles are "the devil's tools", seriously, which one of you billionaires said it was ok for him to go for a spin?' headline of the week. Trump unveils sweeping 10% tariff and 'reciprocal' tariffs on dozens of nations
In our 'Bill Ackman Is Positive About Trump Tariffs and Economic Plans for the United States' headline of the week. The US risks 'economic nuclear war' if it doesn't scale back tariffs immediately, Bill Ackman says
In our 'Elon Musk, United Auto Workers Agree: Tariffs Needed to Save American Car Industry' headline of the week. Billionaires Including Elon Musk Lash Out Over Global Market Meltdown And Trump Tariffs
In our 'At least they weren't from Swarthmore' headline of the week. Elon Musk Breaks Rank, Rages Against Donald Trump's Tariffs
"A PhD in Econ from Harvard is a bad thing, not a good thing," the mercurial CEO tweeted, replying to a clip of Navarro telling CNN that the tariffs were somehow justified. "Results in the ego/brains>>1 problem."
In our 'Guys, what do we think? Is 17% too much? Hands for 17%... ok, how about 19%... Do I hear 20%? So we don't care if democracy craters, women lose rights, black people are marginalized, gays are illegal, the government stops working as long as the stock market doesn't fall 20%. On to the next agenda item: how far do stocks have to fall for us to care about an asteroid hitting earth?' headline of the week. CEOs had said they’d speak out against Trump if stocks sink 20%. After the latest meltdown, they’re still silent but may be ready to act
In our 'If we change our name to Two Dollar Tree, we've fully accounted for tariffs' headline of the week. Dollar Tree a 'dark horse winner in a new tariff world'
In our 'Bill Ackman frantically searches for a black woman to blame but can't find any in Trump/Musk Administration' headline of the week. Bill Ackman says Trump tariffs will bring 'an economic nuclear winter' — and urges a 'ceasefire'***************
In our 'Hummer Owners submit shareholder proposal at GM annual meeting requesting that woke DEI hire CEO Mary Barra 'is not making their cars hateable enough’' headline of the week. Man Rents Cybertruck, Counts How Many Times He Gets Flipped Off in a Single Day***************
In our 'Tesla Chair Robyn Denholm finally proves her board independence with an official certificate from NASDAQ featuring 500 embossed gold stars' headline of the week. OpenAI's New Image Generator Is Incredible for Creating Fraudulent Documents***************
In our 'The word is "poor.people.smell.like.hot.dog.water." Sorry, is that two words?' headline of the week. Jamie Dimon didn't use a politically charged word in his annual letter. Last year, he used it 5 times.***************
In our 'College Dropout CEO finds truth-based evidence to be overwhelming, especially when hungover' headline of the week. Meta announces it will officially end fact-checking across its US platforms***************
In our 'Trump announces more pardons, including pardoning the conference table where Enron's executives used to meet, the garden where Martha Stewart insider traded, and the door plug that fell off a Boeing plane' headline of the week. Trump makes history by pardoning a corporation
In our 'Yeah, but it's only because the "D" key on the keyboard fell off... still a big fan of I and sometimes E' headline of the week. Jamie Dimon didn't use a politically charged word in his annual letter. Last year, he used it 5 times.
In our 'Free Float Analytics announces its new data set, "Corporate Birds", counting the number of times a company's product is flipped off by consumers and mapped to directors to give a "middle finger flag" for directors who oversee high corporate birds.' headline of the week. Man Rents Cybertruck, Counts How Many Times He Gets Flipped Off in a Single Day
In our 'RFK Jr released a statement saying, "at least it didn't contain vaccines."' headline of the week. Two Liquid Egg Brands Recalled Over Bleach Contamination Risk
